I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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