Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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