Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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