i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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