I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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