shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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