Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
