Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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