the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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