I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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