His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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