So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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