At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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