But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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