Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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