He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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