did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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