My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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