Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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