She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Randomize
