I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I love you. Go after that dick
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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