this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
