We should be called the Road Head Warriors
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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