Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
