Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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