I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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