Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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