I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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