That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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