does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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