But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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