ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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