is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i think i have herpe
just one?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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