Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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