Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
No...this little piggys going to the bar
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
