If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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