absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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