Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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