honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
