Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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