Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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