seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
