WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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