My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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