You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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