How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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