So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
