would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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