If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
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