I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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