Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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