In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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