You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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