i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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