so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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